utorok, 25. decembra 2007

Novinové citáty

The New Yorker pozbieral niekoľko vtipných momentov objavivších sa porôzne v tlači. Moje obľúbené:

BLOCK THAT METAPHOR!
From the Wall Street Journal.
"And if history is any guide, the claiming of a scalp this large will only add fuel to a pyre that is already licking at the heels of several even better-known CEOs."

NO, THANKS DEPARTMENT
From the Concord (N.H.) Monitor.
"YOU CAN VOLUNTEER TO BE AN ANTHRAX VICTIM"

NEATEST TRICK OF THE WEEK
From the Denver Post.
"A chief lieutenant in a violent drug and prostitution ring run out of an Adams County motel was handed a stiff sentence Monday. Alvin Hutchinson received three life sentences and five 30-year sentences, followed by six years of supervised release, all to run concurrently."

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